ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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