you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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