How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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