jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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