question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I need a burrito and a hug.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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