Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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