if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
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