I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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