either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Randomize
