Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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