just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
