But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Four minutes until I can fart!
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
he just fucked me for my cheese..
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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