I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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