So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
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