He had one of those small greek statue penises
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
50% drunk capacity currently
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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