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That's how twitter works, right?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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