Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Im part way to drunk.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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