he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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