She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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