Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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