yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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