Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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