Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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