He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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