Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
no you cant smoke seaweed
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Randomize
