we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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