think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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