so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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