Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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