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(908): View more from New Jersey

You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals

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(415): View more from California

How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome

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(732): View more from New Jersey

a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.

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(248): View more from Michigan

Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.

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There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog

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(304): View more from West Virginia

It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.

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(315): View more from New York

My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.

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I fucking hate you.

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(563): View more from Iowa

how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.

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