I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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