I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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