Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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