Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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