Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
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