dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I believe in your delicious
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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