And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
