so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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