So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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