My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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