i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
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