another moral hangover. fuck.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
They have beer where we have blood.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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