Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i will never coherently bang her
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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