But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
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