So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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