i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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