I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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