She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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