Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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