So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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