so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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