I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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