Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
