It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
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