Duck Duck Cougar?
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Randomize
