go do what you do best...puke behind churches
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
i believe in u and ur pee
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