You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Randomize
